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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Settled in Providence/ Tennis Shoes Excerpt

Hello Everyone!

We are now officially settled in Providence, Utah. I have my new office set up and I'm back to furiously writing the next Tennis Shoes book. So far we sincerely love Cache Valley. It's a peaceful place to write, and I hope to complete Book 12: Thorns of Glory, much faster.

For those who haven't heard, this is a looong book. Chances are that my publisher will break it into two parts. But I don't want to turn over the manuscript until the story is finished. That way "Part 2" can be released 3-6 months after "Part 1," rather than making fans wait another 3 years.

Other news...Hmmm. My son, Chris Ammon, continues to enjoy his mission in Medellin, Columbia. We have two new kittens--one that definitely needs to be de-clawed. You can still purchase Muckwhip's Guide to Capturing the Latter-day Soul as an e-book from Amazon. Or any other novel or DVD of Passage to Zarahemla by contacting me directly at cheimerdinger@gmail.com. Or post your phone number as a text at 801-870-2070 and I'll call back (personally. I'm not that famous).

In the meantime, here's an excerpt of "Thorns of Glory." I'll try to make such posts regularly. I won't give away much of the surrounding information about the excerpt. But you can know that the character speaking is Joshua:

There was a thin, golden "sheet" encasing the top that hid the engravings, much like the "seal" that would protect the same record when it was later translated into Nephite characters and would comprise two-thirds of the Book of Mormon. Images from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark" flashed in my head. I couldn't say if the movie's climax was based on any kind of doctrine, but I couldn't help but imagine that anybody who removed that golden layer to see the engravings would experience the same fate as the evil Nazis who'd peeked inside the Ark of the Covenant. Their faces would melt away, revealing white skulls, and then every part of them would disintegrate and blow away as dust. Hollywood, I scoffed to myself. But the image was unforgettable—and intimidating.

 I rechecked the Liahona. The spindles still seemed to point at the book. Hamira refolded the copper-colored material over the plates and handed it to me. I took it, my expression still puzzled because I wasn't sure what she expected me to do with it. Then I realized she also studied the Liahona. I turned to see what she was seeing. The pointers changed before our eyes. Now that I held the book of Mahonri Moriancumr, the Lord seemed ready to reveal new instructions. The spindles directed us to go southward, deeper into the tunnel.


"This appears the be the only record we must worry about for now," said Hamira.


"What are we supposed to do with it?" I asked.


She shrugged. "Take it with us on our journey, I presume. That's what your oracle seems to be saying. We'll leave the rest of the records for King Omer and the others."


"You think we're supposed to carry this through the cavern?"


She glanced at the Liahona again. "Do you interpret it differently?"


I lowered my voice darkly. "I've already lost one sacred book, Hamira. 
You think I can be trusted not to lose another?"


"I don't think anyone can be trusted." She indicated the pointers. "But your God seems to trust you."
That's it for now. As I promised, I'll post more as time goes on. Remember that you MUST READ Escape From Zarahemla to fully follow the next Tennis Shoes book. Thorns of Glory is a sequel to Escape From Zarahamla AND Sorcerers and Seers, like two branches joining in the same trunk. All my best!
Stay close to the Lord,
Chris Heimerdinger
@ Copyright Aug 2013, Chris Heimerdinger

Sunday, June 2, 2013

June Signings at Costco: The Conclusion

I've ordered a 30-day selldown in Costco of my book, Muckwhip's Guide to Capturing the Latter-day Soul. I've asked my distributor not to replenish stocks. Costco is always a temporary gig and well...it's just time to move on. After June, look for the book at Deseret Book, Seagull, Kindle, Nook...and directly from me. Costco is a wild ride for authors. I've met more readers and fans in the past five months than in the previous 10 years. Maybe I could've kept it going thru the summer, but Jim and Harry and Gid and Meagan and Apollus and Josh are jealously demanding all my attention.

If you want to get Muckwhip for less than $10 at a retail store, Costco's still the place--that is, until June 30th. I'm very grateful for all this retail chain has done for us. Here are the final signings:

Monday, June 3..............................................................Murray Costco
Thursday, June 6............................................................Sandy Costco
Friday, June 7.................................................................Pocatello, ID Costco
Monday, June 10............................................................Ogden Costco
Thurs, June 13................................................................Lehi Costco
Friday, June 14...............................................................St. George Costco
Monday June 17.............................................................Bountiful Costco
Thurs June 20.................................................................Spanish Fork Costco
Fri June 28......................................................................Bountiful Costco

My next posting will come from my new residence in Providence, Utah!

Stay close to the Lord,
Chris Heimerdinger

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Book Signings in May

For those who want signed books, I'm getting toward the END of the Costco tour. It's just that this little Muckwhip book keeps selling very well, and it's difficult to say "no" to needed funds. It's a challenge for any book to stay in Costco for more than a month or two. Stiff quotas to meet. So we've been fortunate.

However, I have many things on my plate for this summer and this year (think Tennis Shoes), and it's time to switch gears. There's also a move on my family's agenda in June or July--to Cache Valley (Providence) Utah. I hope to soon finish the audio version of Muckwhip's Guide to Capturuing the Latter-day Soul.

You're totally welcome to bring Tennis Shoes (or other) books to Costco to have them signed. Please take advantage if you wish.

Monday, May 6............................................................Ogden Costco
Wednesday, May 8........................................................St. George Costco
Thursday, May 9............................................................Murray Costco
Friday, May 10...................................................      ....West Valley Costco
Saturday, May 11.........................................................Bountiful Costco
Monday, May 13..........................................................Sandy Costco
Thursday, May 16.............................................   .......Pocatello, ID Costco
Saturday, May 18.........................................................Ogden Costco
Monday, May 20..........................................................Lehi Costco
Thursday, May 23........................................................Murray Costco
Friday, May 24............................................................Sandy Costco
Saturday, May 25.......................................................West Valley Costco
Wednesday, May 29...................................................Bountiful Costco
Thursday, May 30........................................................Lehi Costco

Sincerely,
Chris Heimerdinger